The Humor of Recruiting
The Humor of Recruiting
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All of us know that we see the best in people and the worst in people in this profession we call Recruiting.
I wanted to change pace a little this month, away from job seeker behavior, the employment market and social media to something that I hope starts a fun conversation with all of you.
I wanted to share a couple of the funny stories from my “illustrious” career in recruiting.
Of course, what I am really interested in is hearing your funny stories, so don’t hold back… let’s share and laugh and cry together!
Story #1- Can You Hear Me Now?
So I used to work for a company that had a division that was trying to establish itself in a new line of business.
For one of the managers, we had a very low acceptance rate… of course we thought of the obvious problems of pay and being relatively unknown in the business.
We then had an opportunity… a company was laying people off in the industry and we were invited to interview them. I thought this would be great for us… what I didn’t realize is that I would actually find out what our real problem was.
We arrive and get things set up for the interviews. The office we were given was very nice and we started the interviews with an unusual set up (honestly I can’t remember why, but it may have been simply space). I was next to and slightly behind the candidates… this was not as bad as it seemed as this was primarily a technical interview to be conducted by the manager.
We meet with the first candidate and all starts off well, but I am quickly surprised and not in a good way.
The manager was just starting to talk about the company, he leans way back in the chair, in that half stretching while talking voice and says, “Well, let me tell you about what we are doing…” at which point he jams his pinky into his ear, starts twisting and digging, pulls it out, looks at what he burrowed out and flicks it off to the side…
I was just bewildered… I wasn’t sure what to do. I thought, “Well, I’ll mention it when we get back to the office, but why make him self conscious, after all, we have other people to meet and how much wax could he have?”
It turns out a lot as he did it with other interviews too! This was a nervous (and disgusting) habit he must have developed when he interviewed people…
I guess the moral is to never assume you know what the problem is and/or that the problem is something you’ve seen before!
Story #2- Stalker Much?
This story is just is just bizarre, but unlike the last story, this one is really recent. It involves a sales email and I have to admit it is much worse than I typically experience as most sales people are reasonable.
Friday@ 12:56: An email is sent to me basically stating I am so and so and I would like to meet with you. I have salary guide to share… has great information, a valuable tool for someone in my position etc., etc., etc.
So far, this is pretty typical, but here is where it takes the bizarre turn.
Friday@2:44 (same Friday): The individual forwards the “Read Receipt” of when I opened the original email with the following message:
“Michael: When can we connect?”
Really? Are you trying to win the award for most obnoxious sales person? It’s one thing to follow up a few days later, but to forward the Read Receipt? And within two hours? I guess your first mistake is to think that I care whether or not you know I read the email and second is to think I may feel like I am in “trouble” for not replying literally within 2 hours and will feel compelled out of some sort of guilt to respond.
Lesson learned, you’ve done exactly the opposite…
Yes, there is another email…
Friday@3:43 (yes, still the same Friday): The individual emails me again, with the following message (and yes, it is in all bold):
Happy Friday!
Confirming you have received my messages.
Please let me know when we can connect further?
Well, since you forwarded the “Read Receipt” I think you know that I got your message, and perhaps you put a “Read Receipt” on the “Read Receipt” message that you forwarded because that wouldn’t be freaky…
And really?? When can we connect? Umm, how about we connect about: 15 past never?
That’s all for now, but feel free to share your stories, I would love to hear them!
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